Going out tonight
To have a friendly ‘do’.
Four of us are going
To the city, two by two.
‘Cos four is two and two.

Eating dinner now.
The others? They are too.
Wonder what they’re talking ’bout?
I wouldn’t have a clue.
Does four make two and two?

Listen – they’re all laughing.
Hope it’s not at me.
Don’t want to, but I’ll join them
‘Coz I don’t want them to see
That four is one and three.