Apparently, this happens a lot. I’m playing soccer, I go in to challenge for a ball, I come out with the ball, and the other guy is left on the ground. It seems like people bounce off me. I’m not being malicious, in fact often times I’m completely oblivious.

Anyway, for your viewing pleasure, here’s a shot of me getting kicked in the knee. The action is on the left, and I’m in the black and orange shirt.

He stayed on the ground for quite a while, rolling around, and limped when he got up. Sigh.